Setting: Junior Prom. The Convention Center. The very beginning of Stairway to Heaven. Slow-dancing.
Cast of Characters:
- Awkward Jess: Transformed into a polished vision in plum.
- Prom Date: A perfectly nice boy that consistently looked like a baby deer in headlights.
Awkward Jess: So…
Prom Date: …
Awkward Jess: … Are you having fun?
Prom Date: Not really.
Awkward Jess: Oh! Um? I…
…7 silent, literal minutes later…
Awkward Jess: Well. Thanks for the dance?
Prom Date: Yeah.
Dear High School Boys,
I don’t care if an alligator is in the middle of chewing your left leg off! YOUAREHAVINGAFANTASTICTIMESHELOOKSVERYPRETTY.