Standing at the entrance of a Target store, watching unsuspecting civilians walk inside, wearing khakis and red shirts, knowing they are about to have this conversation 12 times:
Shopper: Excuse me? Ma’am?
Foolish Red Shirt Wearer: Yes?
Shopper: Where can I find fun noodles?
Foolish Red Shirt Wearer: I don’t work here…
Shopper: Oh! I’m so sorry….