Life’s Little Exclamation Points… 1!

Standing at the entrance of a Target store, watching unsuspecting civilians walk inside, wearing khakis and red shirts, knowing  they are about to have this conversation 12 times:

Shopper: Excuse me? Ma’am?

Foolish Red Shirt Wearer: Yes?

Shopper: Where can I find fun noodles? 

Foolish Red Shirt Wearer: I don’t work here…

Shopper: Oh! I’m so sorry….